The Amazing Starvation Diet

If you want to know how to lose 11 pounds in two days, don't eat, it worked for me. Although I didn't want to lose 11 pounds. If you are wondering why I didn't eat for two days, well I'm not quite sure, I did eat a banana and some apple sauce. I think it was a combination of laziness and cheapness. PS I didn't need to go to the doctor to learn that I DON'T have a hernia.